How in the name of God - did I emerge from that home? Truly.
In the newspaper - which my dad happens to publish - there are wishes from civic leaders - dreams for the new year. Most of these leaders want pleasant things - more books for the library, the Packers to win the Super Bowl, a new community center. And then there is THIS little beauty, courtesy of my father: "Send soldiers to the Canadian and Mexican borders with orders to shoot to kill anyone attempting to enter our country illegally."
What the F^¢#??!! That is his New Year's wish?! Now among the many many many things wrong with that statement, I find it absolutely laughable that he is is laying a jihad down on the plethora of CANADIANS trying to hop the fence. Like Averil Lavigne, Jim Carey and Mike Meyers could put our country in any worse shape that we already are.
Thank GOD I do not still live in that town. I can only hope that nobody actually read it.
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Whoa...that's a doozie. Anyone who would read it would assume it's a joke or he's crazy. I would guess that it makes you look over your shoulder when you are back "home".
~S
WTF?! Where's the love?
Although I reeeeeally don't like Celine Dion and would like to see her LESS, I enjoy Neil Young. Canadians aren't ALL bad....
Tell the Big G to "Relaaaaaaax".
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