Whatshername

Told my students they could NOT call me Mrs. S . . . I have always hated that. Sooo at the beginning of the year my first class assigned me a name. I thought they were kidding - but it stuck. Since then, every term, each class gives me a new nickname. Here are the things I actually respond to in the hallway:

Masta J
Mom
Sensei
J
James
Rock Star
Ms. Angelface (Swear to god. No idea where it came from)
Ms. J
Mr. Miagi

I am trying to figure out when the headmaster is actually going to see me respond to these various names, and how long he will take to fire me when he does.